Mother of Six

[atma]

Mother of Six

 

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother

of Six" in spite of her objections.

 

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it`s time to

go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as

well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home

Mother of six?"

 

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts

back. "Anytime you`re ready, Father of Four.

[Tarun]

A young man was encouraged to marry.

He brought home one local girl to show his parents.

His Dad took one look at her, pulled the boy aside and said:

"You can't marry that girl; she's your sister!"

Feeling somewhat discouraged, the boy took her home.

A few weeks later, he found another prospect.

Like the first, he brought her home to meet his parents.

Again, his Dad took one look, pulled him aside & said:

"Son, you can't marry this girl either; she's also your sister!"

Now very discouraged, the boy escorted her home.

Next day, his mother inquired:

"What happen to those 2 nice girls you brought here?"

With head bowed, her son revealed:

"Dad said I can't marry either one 'cos they're both my sisters."

His mother thought for a moment, then assured him:

"Don't worry. If you want, you can marry either one."

"How's that?" he asked.

Mom: "Easy: 'Cos he's not your father."