Gauracandra Posted December 6, 2001 Report Share Posted December 6, 2001 In all honesty I really didn't "get" a number of these. Still I hope you enjoy. Gauracandra 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Anglican - They were our toys first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Baptist - Once played, always played. Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses. Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play! Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Non-denomination - just play with them. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haridham Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 a few of these are the same. What does it mean when it says about the hare krsna's the one with the most toys wins? Whats that supposed to mean anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haridham Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 DIES and the toys dont go with him to his next birth etc etc etc The above was meant as a joke. No angry posts please. Hare Krsna Haridham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhakta Don Muntean Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 He Who Dies With The Most Toys - still dies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Verily my children, save your toys where the rust and moths and death cannot spoil them. Then you can take them with you; and you will indeed have the most toys, both in this life and the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 He Who Dies With The Most Toys - still dies... Vaishnavism - They reason ill, who say the maker of so many toys die. He lives in the toys he has made! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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