Gauracandra Posted December 6, 2001 Report Share Posted December 6, 2001 10. How do I know anything really exists? -Kick it *really* hard. 9. What is the essence of being human? -Not understanding the opposite sex. 8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? -Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows. 7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a computer simulation of life? -Look in the mirror. If you see a gray, spongy thing in a glass container, you are. 6. Can our minds exist separately from our bodies? -If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in every morning. 5. Is there a God? -A billion Hindus can't be wrong. 4. What is the nature of Knowledge? -I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*. 3. What is the meaning of life? -All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate. 2. Why get a Philosophy degree? -It's more respectable than a theater degree, but you still get to drink lots of espresso. 1. So, was Kant on drugs or what? -Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: Is there a God? -A billion Hindus can't be wrong. Yes you're right ! Each has his/her very own God ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: How do I know anything really exists? -Kick it *really* hard. Yep, right again ! Try kicking a bad habit ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: What is the essence of being human? -Not understanding the opposite sex. Well, I don't understand you. Are you a woman or Am I a beast ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: . If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? -Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows. Hey ! Where do YOU put your head at night ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: 7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a computer simulation of life? -Look in the mirror. If you see a gray, spongy thing in a glass container, you are. Wait a minute ! First KICK the mirror hard to see it really exists ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: What is the meaning of life? -All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate. Black and Gold ? How sweet - Krishna and Radha ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: Can our minds exist separately from our bodies? -If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in every morning. If you see a body with a sleeping mind You will notice it is mourning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: What is the nature of Knowledge? -I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*. Knowledge without wisdom is like a college with no dean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: So, was Kant on drugs or what? Hmmmm...... Neela Kant Mahadeva ! Jay Jay Shambho ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by Gauracandra: Why get a Philosophy degree? -It's more respectable than a theater degree, but you still get to drink lots of espresso. Let me see now ...... let me see..... Learn how to put Des cartes before Des ass and still pull the world along ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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