atma Posted February 14, 2002 Report Share Posted February 14, 2002 A Young Brunette A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" "No, I'm really a blonde". "I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gHari Posted February 21, 2002 Report Share Posted February 21, 2002 Okay, okay, okay. Here comes the greatest blonde joke of all time. Scientists prepared to objectively evaluate the intelligence of blondes, to either prove or disprove popular opinion about them. They assembled a hall filled with one thousand randomly selected true blondes. From these, one was selected as the representative blonde. On the stage she was asked an arithmetic problem, "What is 98 plus 54?" The blonde replied "108." The scientist announced: "No, I'm afraid not." Then all one thousand blondes shouted, "Awww, give her another chance!" "Well, okay. What is 16 plus 17?" asked the scientist. The blonde answered confidently, "108." Then again The scientist pronounced: "No, that is not correct." Then all one thousand blondes stood up and shouted, "Awww, give her another chance!" Compassionately the scientist posed an easier question: "How much is 2 plus 2?" Bouncing up and down, the blonde squeeled, "FOUR!" Then all one thousand blondes stood up, climbed on their chairs, and all yelled in unison, "Awww, give her another chance!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauracandra Posted February 22, 2002 Report Share Posted February 22, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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