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- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around

several times, does he become disoriented?

 

- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't

people from Holland called, "Holes"?

 

- If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of

magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

 

- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"

and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other

penny?

 

- Why is the man who invests all your money called a

broker?

 

- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just

stale bread to begin with.

 

- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who

drives a race car not called a racist?

 

- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 

- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

 

- If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific

mean to make terrible?

 

- If 99 is pronounced ninety nine, Why isn't 11

pronounced onety one?

 

- "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the

English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the

longest sentence

 

- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

 

-Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the

universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint

you will have to touch it to be sure.

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