dasa Posted March 14, 2002 Report Share Posted March 14, 2002 Church Meeting Three churches - Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian - worked together to sponsor a community- wide revival. After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained 6 new families." The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our 10 biggest troublemakers!" [This message has been edited by dasa (edited 03-15-2002).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetstraw Posted September 7, 2002 Report Share Posted September 7, 2002 A new preacher had just moved into town. Which denomination? No one could positive ascertain. Heads of households became apprehensive. One household father gathered his family members to discuss the possibilities. After careful deliberation, Daddy advised his eldest sons: "If he's Catholic, come back and hide the Booze; if he's Baptist come back and hide the Playboys; if he's EVANGELICAL, then sit on Mama's lap till he LEAVES TOWN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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