25 Signs That You Grown Up....

[atma]

> >>>

> >>>1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke any of them.

> >>>2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

> >>>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

> >>>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

> >>>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

> >>>6. You carry an umbrella cuz you watch the Weather Channel.

> >>>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.

> >>>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

> >>>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

> >>>10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next

> >door don't know how to turn down the stereo.

> >>>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

> >>>12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

> >>>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

> >>>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.

> >>>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

> >>>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

> >>>17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of

> >one.

> >>>18. Eating a pot full of gulabjamuns will really upset

> >>>rather than settle, your stomach.

> >>>19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms

> >and pregnancy test kits.

> >>>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'

> >>>21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

> >>>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going

> >to drink that much again."

> >>>23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real

> >>>work.

> >>>24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

> >>>25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply

 

 

[Bhaktavasya]

 

26. You get your comedy fix in the morning off indiadivine instead of staying up and watching Late Night Comedy.