atma Posted April 15, 2002 Report Share Posted April 15, 2002 I was driving to my office one morning when I looked over to the left and saw a woman in a brand new Mustang doing about 65 with her face close up to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I took my eyes off her for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over into my lane, still working on her makeup!!! It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using only my knees against the steering wheel, I lost contact with the cell phone I had lodged between my ear and my shoulder. The phone fell into the coffee which was clamped between my legs, splashing, and scalded some bits I value, ruined the phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! Women drivers!! They're a menace on the road!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted April 15, 2002 Report Share Posted April 15, 2002 Before 1976, almost no women in ISKCON were allowed to drive. In addition, we only purchased Dodge Vans. Some had rear windows. Then we moved into 340 W 55St Manhattan in Nov75. We gradually began to allow women sankIrtan parties to go out sans men. Quickly we began to notice a series of back-up accidents. Always the same type: rear bumpers, rear wheels, always rearend. Back into this, back into that... Something about their spatial vision? Like My Aunt Joan in Jersey? We agreed to continue buying Dodge Vans for all dAs parties. We opted to secure Dodge Station Wagons for all dAsI parties. With windows on all sides. It certainly helped. ZrIla Sarasvati ThAkur stated: "Religion means Proper Adjustment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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