Gauracandra Posted May 5, 2002 Report Share Posted May 5, 2002 Received this by email. Thought it was funny. The Math Of Work Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is represented as: 1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526 Then: Hardwork 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Knowledge 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 =96% But, Attitude 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 =100% And, Bull$h1+ 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull$h1+ will put you over the top. And look how far Asskissing 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 8+25+16+15+3+18+9+19+25 = 138 ~ Hypocrisy takes the cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 1. For the picture sequence above, find the picture that follows logically from one of the six below. 2. Which one of these five is least like the other four? Mule Kangaroo Cow Deer Donkey 3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ? 17 19 36 49 50 4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns. Ugly Weathered Lonely Noxious Tempting 5. is to as is to pages left: 7 Did you know? Ancient Egyptians believed the heart was the center of intelligence and emotion. They also thought so little of the brain that during mummification, they removed the brain entirely from bodies. Privacy Matters — At Emode, we're committed to your privacy. You can count on us to always safeguard and protect your personal information. Read more here. Career Opportunities | About Us | Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Business Solutions / Media Kit | Affiliate Program 1. For the picture sequence above, find the picture that follows logically from one of the six below. 2. Which one of these five is least like the other four? Mule Kangaroo Cow Deer Donkey 3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ? 17 19 36 49 50 4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns. Ugly Weathered Lonely Noxious Tempting 5. is to as is to pages left: 7 Did you know? Ancient Egyptians believed the heart was the center of intelligence and emotion. They also thought so little of the brain that during mummification, they removed the brain entirely from bodies. Privacy Matters — At Emode, we're committed to your privacy. You can count on us to always safeguard and protect your personal information. Read more here. Career Opportunities | About Us | Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Business Solutions / Media Kit | Affiliate Program 1. For the picture sequence above, find the picture that follows logically from one of the six below. 2. Which one of these five is least like the other four? Mule Kangaroo Cow Deer Donkey 3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ? 17 19 36 49 50 4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns. Ugly Weathered Lonely Noxious Tempting 5. is to as is to pages left: 7 Did you know? Ancient Egyptians believed the heart was the center of intelligence and emotion. They also thought so little of the brain that during mummification, they removed the brain entirely from bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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