Rabri and the Clock

[atma]

Sorry this is only for Indians or people that know the politicians there.....

 

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of

Chitragupt, she saw a huge wall full of clocks behind him.

 

She asked, "What are all those clocks for?"

 

ChitraGupta answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth

has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will

move."

 

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

 

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating

that she never told a lie."

 

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,

telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

 

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied Chitragupt "I'm using it

as a ceiling fan."

[Avinash]

I have read a different version of this joke. In the joke that I read, it is Bill Clinton instead of Laloo yadav and Hillary Clinton instead of Rabri devi.