atma Posted May 13, 2002 Report Share Posted May 13, 2002 Here's The TRUE STORY of the Three Bears It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. Who's been eating my porridge?!!," he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?," he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? "It was Momma Bear who got up first, "It was Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house, "It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee, "It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, "It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, "It was Momma Bear who set the table, "It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, "And, now that you've decided to drag your butts and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time . . . "I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET !!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theist Posted May 15, 2002 Report Share Posted May 15, 2002 LOL! Mama atma, First thing in the morning and I get a laugh.Great way to start the day.But now baby atma is spoiled and will want one waiting on his screen every morning.Other chores can wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atma Posted May 16, 2002 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by theist: LOL! Mama atma, First thing in the morning and I get a laugh.Great way to start the day.But now baby atma is spoiled and will want one waiting on his screen every morning.Other chores can wait. "baby atma"? Humm...I think you're already spoiled. Today I got a joke that I didn't get it, I'll have to consult with the friend that sent it to me before I post it here. You know I'm kind of naive and I don't want to offend sensitive souls here Actually I get lots of jokes but they are not appropiate for here and babies like you. Hey, who was the one in this forums who wrote that some neophytes like mundane things like jokes. I think that I read something like that. I don't mind to be called neophyte because that is what I'm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theist Posted May 16, 2002 Report Share Posted May 16, 2002 I took baby bear because there were only three options and I knew papa bear would just be too forward and I might get a paw across my face. About jokes I posted one but it didn't last long.JNdas saw it right away and it was sent to the void.It was borderline. If there are no jokes in Vraja then I ain't going.But I know there must be, Krsna being the original source and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atma Posted May 16, 2002 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2002 Lord Krsna is always joking with Radhika and the vrajabasis. Plenty of jokes there. One of my TP's always told us not to be upset for problems, his motto was "Radha and Krsna are dancing in the spiritual world and is nothing to worry about it". He is one of the funniest devotees that I met and his classes were a delight to hear. BTW theist, my paw is very soft and don't forget that there is "Goldilocks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theist Posted May 16, 2002 Report Share Posted May 16, 2002 Goldilocks? No way. [This message has been edited by theist (edited 05-16-2002).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted May 24, 2002 Report Share Posted May 24, 2002 Fewer abortions means more Mothers means more candy & flowers sold. 3 Bears include: Yogi Bear, Teddy Bear & Gladly the Cross Eye'd Bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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