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Gauracandra

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Here is something I found on a website which is supposed to be a true story. I thought it was funny.

 

"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at

the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset

because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly

reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need

to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the

end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter

some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she

better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away."

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--Advanced Anesthesiology

After undergoing a complicated intestinal operation, a man kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. His nurse, knowing there was no reason his head should hurt, and concerned that he might be suffering from some post-operation shock, spoke to the doctor about the man's pain.

"Oh, don't worry about that, nurse," the doctor said.

"His head does hurt.

About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."

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