atma Posted August 6, 2002 Report Share Posted August 6, 2002 Just a joke.... There was once an Indian man called Raj who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash". "Car crash! My BMW! my BM! is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it he said apologetically. "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!" "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see you". He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Rehka, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you". "Govind, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you". "Kajal, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Sunny, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Well," said Raj thoughtfully, "if Rehka, Govind, Kajal and Sunny are here - if all of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP?!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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