Blind Man

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds

his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After

sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very

deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before

you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things

.....

 

 

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

 

 

2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

 

 

3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a

black belt in karate.

 

 

4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a

professional weightlifter.

 

 

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a

professional wrestler.

 

 

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still

wanna tell that joke?

 

 

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,

and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain

it five times."