The Blonde and the Thermos

[Gauracandra]

A blonde woman walks into a store and is immediately curious about a shiny object on sale.

 

She asks the shop assistant, 'What is that?'

 

The assistant responds, 'It's a thermos.'

 

The blonde then asks, 'What does it do?'

 

'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'

 

So the blonde buys one. The next day she brings the thermos to work with her.

 

Her boss, also a blonde, asks, 'What is the shiny object?'

 

'It's a thermos.'

 

'What does it do?'

 

'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'

 

Her boss then asks, 'What do you have in there?'

 

The blonde replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle.'

[Guest guest]

a blonde walks into an electronics store, points to a machine and says "I want that television."

The salesman looks ather and says: "I do not sell to dumb blondes."

She goes away and has her hair dyed, comes back and says: "I want that television."

The salesman looks ather and says: "I do not sell to dumb blondes."

"How do you know?" she says. "I have brown hair."

"That is not a television, but a microwave."