atma Posted September 4, 2002 Report Share Posted September 4, 2002 I don't know how much of this is true....for me all politicians are crooked TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS: Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with Astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B is Winston Churchill Candidate C is Adolph Hitler And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Remember amateurs built the ark -- professionals built the Titanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theist Posted September 4, 2002 Report Share Posted September 4, 2002 Ahh..atma with my joke fix.I enjoy these. I would not have aborted Beethoven.But I would have probably removed his mothers ovaries after number 8.My bad. ps Hitler was not a vegetarian etc.That was a fable created by Goebbles to make the Hitler mystique one that was more ascetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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