ethos Posted December 24, 2002 Report Share Posted December 24, 2002 We are the people our parents warned us about. God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts. Don't Follow me I am LOST!!! Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now! Bill Clinton 99% Fact Free Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that. Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. "It is Mind over Matter... If you ain't go no mind... It don't Matter" I may be slow but I'm in front of you. DANGER: I drive like you do! Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car. Study long study wrong. My karma ran over my dogma. I tried being normal once. . .I didn't like it. Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open. Everything Is Somewhere. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure... I love cats.....they taste just like chicken. I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD. I left the womb for this The more I learn, the less I understand. I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade. All generalizations are false. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let her sleep!! I took an IQ test and the results were negative When there's a will, I want to be in it! Live long enough to be a problem to your kids. I'm objective, I object to everything. Life is a terminal disease. Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. Believe in Darwin, cancer cures smoking. © 2002 operationlaugh.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetstraw Posted January 16, 2003 Report Share Posted January 16, 2003 .. THE TOUGH GO SHOPPING! I O, I O, SO OFF TO WORK I GO... WHATEVER IT IS, I'M AGAINST IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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