How Do Men Take Care Of Themselves?

[Gauracandra]

If this is all it takes to get into the newspaper, I should have done this long ago. Andy Warhol was right - everyone will have their 15 minutes of fame /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

 

Couple Writes Book on How Men Take Care of Themselves Without Women _ It's 96 Blank Pages

 

The Associated Press

STAYTON, Ore. Dec. 26 —

Jordan and Lindy Schweiger have written a book that can be read in one sitting in one moment, actually.

 

"Everything Men Knew About Taking Care of Themselves Before Women Came Along" is the name of the 96-page book. As most women could guess, all of the pages are blank.

 

The Schweigers who publish under the pseudonym Dr. Ever E. Mann came up with the idea when they heard about a similar blank work. The couple surveyed people at shopping malls in Texas, where they lived at the time, to come up with a title for their book.

 

When they considered what to do with money from the sales, they realized they wanted to help a charity. The result: 100 percent of the book's profits will go to the Mid-Valley Women's Crisis Service in Salem, which provides assistance to women and children who survive domestic violence.

 

"We're making fun of men, but the reality is, there's a serious problem," said Lindy Schweiger, 20.

 

The Schweigers were students at Oregon State University until spring, when they quit school and their jobs to move to Texas. They recently returned to Oregon, settling in Stayton. They are trying out entrepreneurial ideas and want to write more books in the future, maybe even with words in them.

[theist]

In Waikiki someone used to seel little boxes of Hawaiian air. Nothing else in them just air. the tourists bought 'em up.

[ethos]

And then there was San Francisco smog and pet rocks.

[Guest guest]

a few years back, a couple of students in Holland published a newspaper with blank pages. They claimed that ordinary newspapers were too stressful to read in the morning! a lot of people were taking it very serious......strange

[Guest guest]

Why Men are so kewl:

 

1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.

 

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

 

3. Your last name stays put.

 

4. The garage is all yours.

 

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

 

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

 

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

 

10. Same work .. more pay.

 

11. Wrinkles-add character.

 

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

 

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

 

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

 

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

 

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

 

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

 

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

 

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

 

20. You can open all your own jars.

 

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

 

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

 

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

 

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

 

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

 

27. No maxi-pads.

 

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

 

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

 

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

 

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

 

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.