Facts

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Maybe I posted this before, too lazy to look back, there it goes:

 

 

"My wife can see a blonde hair on my coat from 20 feet, but she hits the garage door when she parks the car."

 

Women have wider peripheral vision, men have tunnel vision.

 

Dripping taps drive women crazy, while men sleep.

 

A woman is four to six times more likely to touch another woman in a social conversation than a man would another man.

 

A strong inmune system can make a man seem 'strangely compelling'.

 

Men joke that they sleep by the door of their first marital home for a quick getaway. In truth, it's pure defender instinct.

 

Tests show that women rate 3 percent higher in general intelligence than men.

 

'It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it- diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog.'

 

We are who we are because of hormones. We are all the result of our chemistry.

 

Men often choose greeting cards with plenty of words inside. That way, there's less space for them to write.

 

Men can mentally index their problems and put them on hold. Women churn.

 

'Once I didn't talk to my wife for 6 months', said he comedian. 'I didn't want to interrupt'.

 

When a man is silent, it's easy for a woman to start feeling unloved.

 

The first rule of talking to a man: Keep it simple! Give him only one thing at a time to think about.

 

Women can speak and listen simultaneously, while at the same time accusing men of being able to do neither.

 

Men take turns talking, so when a man is having his turn, let him have it.

 

If a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes you. If she is not talking to you, you're in trouble.

 

The majority of women have limited spatial ability.

 

Women don't have good spatial skills because they evolved chasing little else besides men.

 

 

To prove his love for her, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean, and crossed the widest desert. But she left him- he was never home.

 

A woman leaves a man not because she is unhappy with what he can provide, but because she is emotionally unfulfilled.

 

Men hate criticism - that's why they like to marry virgins.

 

Men climb on to their rock to solve problems. Women who follow them get kicked off.

 

Most men get a brain haemorrhage after 20 minutes of shopping.

 

Ninety percent of the people in prison are men.

 

Some men think that parenting ends with conception.

 

When it comes to sex, women need a reason; men need a place.

 

A woman wants lots of sex with the man she loves. A man wants lots of sex.

 

Men give their penis a name because they don't want a stranger making 99% of their decision for them.

 

Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on - so they can get the woman's name right.

 

Sex is the price women pay for marriage.

Marriage is the price men pay for sex.

 

Men want to wait for the perfect partner, but all they usually get is older.

 

How do you know if a man is ready for sex? He is breathing.