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This letter was published in yesterday's Los Angeles Daily News:

 

Seems cruel

 

I just don't understand how it would help to tape ducks to my windows and doors. Exactly how many ducks per window do I tape? And where do I get all these ducks in the first place? I, of course, being a patriot will do my best; I only hope PETA doesn't get upset.

 

Wayne Wolaver

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People are just so dumb they can't figure anything out themselves.

 

"How many ducks"? Obviously it depends on the size of the duck and the size of the window.

 

"Where to get the ducks"? From the damn pond or lake man, where do you think I got mine?

 

I already can guess your next question. How to stop them from quacking day and night. That is also easily solved. You buy some duct tape from the hardware store and tape their bills shut.

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