newuser Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 This letter was published in yesterday's Los Angeles Daily News: Seems cruel I just don't understand how it would help to tape ducks to my windows and doors. Exactly how many ducks per window do I tape? And where do I get all these ducks in the first place? I, of course, being a patriot will do my best; I only hope PETA doesn't get upset. Wayne Wolaver Northridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theist Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 People are just so dumb they can't figure anything out themselves. "How many ducks"? Obviously it depends on the size of the duck and the size of the window. "Where to get the ducks"? From the damn pond or lake man, where do you think I got mine? I already can guess your next question. How to stop them from quacking day and night. That is also easily solved. You buy some duct tape from the hardware store and tape their bills shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 How to stop them from quacking day and night. That is also easily solved. You buy some duct tape from the hardware store and tape their bills shut. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theist Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 I demand you release Bush right now!!! he's an OK guy as far as world leaders go. You may have confused him with Quail, who also was not a duck but did talk too much. Damn hostage takers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingentity Posted February 28, 2003 Report Share Posted February 28, 2003 Ok, I went out and gathered up some ducks so now I need some help figuring out how to do this...do I put my ducks in a row? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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