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Top Ten Signs Your Volkswagen Needs To Be Recalled

 

 

10. The steering wheel is in the back seat

 

9. You're constantly stopping for coffee so you don't doze off from the carbon monoxide

 

8. Mix-up at factory gave you an anti-lock radio and AM/FM brakes

 

7. The roof rolls back, but it's not a convertible

 

6. If you're in an accident, you have to call a guy to inflate your air bags

 

5. Hazard light on dashboard reminds you to sign your will

 

4. Horn emits a very soft meow

 

3. Warning on tires reads: "For Indoor Use Only"

 

2. Goes from zero to sixty in about seven weeks

 

1. Any part of the car may be used as a cigarette lighter

 

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