srivats Posted April 10, 2003 Report Share Posted April 10, 2003 Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping." The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either." Madhava Kesava Madhana Gopala ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhaktajan Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Krishna is "Absolute Truth" and Ignorance is also an "Absolutely Real Existence". Because there is a state of existence that is called ''absolute" so there is stupidity that is 'absolute' --real life accidents transpire in absolutely reality --the true lessons of life take us from ignorance to Knowledge. To learn the intricacies of vidya and avidya one needs study: The proper path is towards knowledge that fullfills the guidelines of Sri Isopanisad Verse #11: "Only one who can learn the process of nescience and that of transcendental knowledge side by Side can transcend the influence of repeated birth and death and enjoy the full blessings of immortality" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhaktajan Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Two Budgies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriindraneel Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 haha good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palestine Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califord Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 April Fools' Day n. April 1, celebrated in various countries, including the United ... [2] In many pre-Christian cultures May Day (May 1) was celebrated as the first day of .... [25]; In 2008, the BBC reported on a newly discovered colony of flying penguins. ... The reporters stated that the clock would go digital. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover91 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Its really a good one , made me laugh..haha !! Regards web design service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bambi Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping." The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either." Madhava Kesava Madhana Gopala ! this is really a nice one. playing with words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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