Enlightened Posted April 11, 2003 Report Share Posted April 11, 2003 Well, he can't hear ya! So you might as well say anything you want!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif ___ The above joke is the worst joke I have ever seen /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gHari Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 Once upon a time, two horses were standing beside a road watching a dog walk by. The dog turned and said "Hello". Surprised, one horse turned to the other and said "Hey look, a talking dog"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinash Posted April 13, 2003 Report Share Posted April 13, 2003 I have met many talking humans! /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepakM98 Posted April 13, 2003 Report Share Posted April 13, 2003 and you are? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srivats Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk." Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead." Man: "What covers a house?" Dog: "Roof!" Man: "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog: "Rough!" Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?" Dog: "Ruth!" Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk." The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?" Madhanva Kesava Madhana Gopala /images/graemlins/laugh.gif Srivats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.