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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

 

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

 

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to

work?"

 

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Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

 

Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."

 

Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

 

Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it

says."

 

Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery

disk'."

 

Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

 

Customer:: "What?"

 

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

 

Customer: "No..."

 

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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

 

Tech Support:: ?!%#$

 

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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the

screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

 

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

 

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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"

 

Customer:: "A white one."

 

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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"

 

Customer: "Pentium."

 

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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

 

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

 

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

 

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy

inside?"

 

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

 

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One-Liners

 

* Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

 

* Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

 

* Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

 

Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes, but do not abuse the privilege. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Now let me add something which i read in hindu...

 

 

Customer : " Your computer says press anykey to continue , pls tell me where is the " Any key " in the keyboard ?

 

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Customer : " My computer is not printing anything "

 

Tech Support : what it says ?

 

Customer : " IT says it cannot find the printer , and you know what i have turned the screen towards the printer and still it says the same thing , no wonder some call it stupid box "

 

Tech support : @#$@#$@#$# !

 

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Customer : " I am not able to take print out of document "

 

Tech Support: " which version of windows you are running "

 

Customer : " Windows ? , i think i got this , i am sitting 2nd cabin from windows "

 

Tech support : Sorry can you come again ?

 

Customer : You know i have got it right , my cologue is stting next to windows and his printer is printing fine.

 

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Customer ( holding a dead rat in a trap ) : Now that i have managed to get a mouse and what u want me to do now ?

 

Tech Support :@#$@##$@# !

 

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A Angry Customer calls Dell computers and lanches a complaint which read something like this

 

Customer : See what are all you got for paying soo much , a broken tea plate in the big box , cant you check for breakage before you send that ?

 

Teach support : Maam thats for inserting CD inside the computer

 

Customer : Hold my next complaint comes right now , what happend to the CD , its having hole in middle !

 

Tech support : @#$@#

 

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Madhava kesava Madhana Gopala !

Srivats

 

 

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