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1. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

2. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

four men to build it?

 

3. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?

 

4. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and

three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?

 

5. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

 

6. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

 

7. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?

 

8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?

 

9. What often falls but never gets hurt ?

 

10.What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be ?

 

11. What looks like half apple ?

 

12. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

 

13. What gets wet with drying ?

 

14. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?

 

15. What happened when wheel was invented ?

 

16. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?

 

17. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?

 

18. Bay of bengal is in which state?

 

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

 

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it tak e

four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

 

Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?

A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

 

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and

three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?

A. Very large hands.

 

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one

hand.

 

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.

 

Q.Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?

A : Because he is dead.

 

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?

A : It becomes wet.

 

Q.What often falls but never gets hurt ?

A : Rain

 

Q.What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be ?

A : TOMORROW

 

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

 

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

 

Q. What gets wet with drying ?

A : A towel.

 

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?

A : AGE.

 

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

 

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?

A : Because it has its own scales.

 

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?

A : Because it is too tyred.

 

Q. Bay of bengal is in which state?

A : liquid

 

Failure is not falling down, it is staying down.

 

Celebrate Life...

Madhava Kesava Madhan Gopala !

Srivats

 

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Birthday aniversaries...

 

You can have many Birthday Anniversaries, but you see, Birthday is singular, so its only one. The Anniversaries are plural , hence we can conclude that the Anniversaries are more than birthdays. So birthday in the birthday anniversaries is always one. The anniversaries are the rest. /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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How long is a fish's memory?

3 seconds

 

How long is a sharks memory?

6 seconds

 

How long is blue whales memory?

9 seconds

 

How long is a timigala fish's(bigger the whale) memory

Long enough!

 

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