10 Stupid Questions...

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10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious

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> > >> > >1.At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?

> > >> > >Answer:-Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I

> > >> > thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool

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> > >> > >2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled

> > >> > shoes steps on your feet

> > >> > Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

> > >> > >Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why

> > >> > don't you try again or should i try this time."

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> > >> > >3At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

> > >> > >Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?

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> > >> > >4At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good

> > >> > >Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated

> > >> > cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.

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> > >> > >5At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets

> > >> > you after years

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so

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> > >> > >Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

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> > >> > >6When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

> > >> > >Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive

> > >> > lout...it's just the money.

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> > >> > >7When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.

> > >> > >Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at

> > >> > Sharjahand just when you called Salim Malik was betting

> > >> > with me that Pakistan would win.What do you think?

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> > >> > >8When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter

> > >> > hair

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

> > >> > >Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

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> > >> > >9At the dentist when he's sticking pointed oblects in

> > >> > your mouth

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

> > >> > >Answer:-And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.

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> > >> > >10You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks

> > >> > >Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke

> > >> > >Answer:-No, it's a miracle. ..........it was a chalk and

> > >> > now it's in flames!!!