Govindaram Posted June 23, 2003 Report Share Posted June 23, 2003 Once upon a time...old man & old women, old women gets sick, old man goes to doctor's, doctor gives medicine, doctor "shake medicine and give to wife", old man very slow in head, old man goes home, shakes his wife, gives medicine, wife drops down dead. the end /images/graemlins/mad.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hare_krishna Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 Hare Krishna I have seen you name somewhere before, can't remember where? anyway here's a joke you may understand...just for you! why did the 'dog' cross the road, because he 'felt' like it! /images/graemlins/crazy.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 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hare_krishna Posted June 27, 2003 Report Share Posted June 27, 2003 sorry I don't understand the second joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2003 Hare Krishna ok here is a 3rd joke that you will understand if you don't then its not my fault ok! /images/graemlins/mad.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gifKnock Knock /images/graemlins/confused.gifWho's There? /images/graemlins/smile.gifDocter /images/graemlins/confused.gifDocter WHO /images/graemlins/grin.gifThat right Docter WHO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hare_krishna Posted June 27, 2003 Report Share Posted June 27, 2003 I also don't understand this one. Please explain them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 27, 2003 Report Share Posted June 27, 2003 Don't mind this but when i read it I didn't understand, but my cousin is like 9 years old and he laughed like hell. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 27, 2003 Report Share Posted June 27, 2003 /images/graemlins/smile.gif knock knock /images/graemlins/confused.gif who's there? /images/graemlins/smile.gif Olive /images/graemlins/confused.gif Olive who? /images/graemlins/smile.gif Olive you ( I love you) kids : /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif hahahhahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2003 Hare Krishna Ok then here's another joke ('Hare Krishna' don't even bother understanding /images/graemlins/smile.gif) Indian man, American man, English man, in a desert they very hungery - soon... E.M dies, 2 left, A.M dies.. IM alive for 2 weeks - why? He stole all their food..Ha Ha /images/graemlins/crazy.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hare_krishna Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 This is your last chance to post a funny joke /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 Jokester: Why did Orange stop in the middle of the street? /images/graemlins/smile.gif Children: why?! /images/graemlins/confused.gif Jokester: because it ran out of juice. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif Children : /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif 2) why did the chicken cross the street? /images/graemlins/grin.gif Children: why ? /images/graemlins/ooo.gif Answer: Because its a free country! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/mad.gif it can do what ever it wants, if it wants to cross the street it will! who are you to ask? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif ____ /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 Hare Krishna this is my Last Joke for u... why did the old man cross the road? because he left his stick on the other end! /images/graemlins/smile.gif Ps I_Love_krisna, please don't spoil this thread with your chilish jokes ok /images/graemlins/mad.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hare_krishna Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 I do understand the jokes now, but they don't make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 Its not me who is spoiling your thread, its krishna!!! ah! stop it krishna!!! stop spoiling govindaram's thread !!! /images/graemlins/wink.gif Hare krishna, you need to be conditioned into finding humour in these jokes. /images/graemlins/grin.gif Other wise, its not possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 HK /images/graemlins/confused.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 RK /images/graemlins/wink.gif Radha Krishna. I am spoiling your thread and blaming it on my krishna. /images/graemlins/blush.gif Never mind govindaram, you are confused that I see... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hare_krishna Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 Why are you two joking around. /images/graemlins/mad.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 /images/graemlins/blush.gif I want to joke around ! /images/graemlins/blush.gif In a clean way... Hmm, But my jokes have no brooms or swifer jets. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 HK /images/graemlins/mad.gif<<<<< (this guy is funny)>>>>> /images/graemlins/mad.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 sorry I no understand joke, couldd you please explain /images/graemlins/crazy.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 /images/graemlins/mad.gif--------why is that guy so funny----------/images/graemlins/mad.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 Here is another joke you won't understand /images/graemlins/smile.gif Knock Knock /images/graemlins/smile.gif Who's there /images/graemlins/grin.gif .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 RR (radhe radhe) Sorry (cough cough) ...oooorr forget it! /images/graemlins/ooo.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 Knock Knock /images/graemlins/smile.gif whos there /images/graemlins/confused.gif Hare krishna /images/graemlins/smile.gif Hare krishna who /images/graemlins/confused.gif Hare krishna! /images/graemlins/smile.gif Hare Krishna who /images/graemlins/smile.gif I said Hare krishna! /images/graemlins/mad.gif I said Who's there! /images/graemlins/mad.gif I said Hare krishna! /images/graemlins/mad.gif I said who's there! who is hare krishna! /images/graemlins/mad.gif Its me hare krishna /images/graemlins/confused.gif HARE KRISHNA WHO /images/graemlins/confused.gif Hare krishna, leaves with out finishing his joke... /images/graemlins/mad.gif Kids : /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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