Guest guest Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 Some go right over the top, no japa on the beach because of the Grains of sand, no swimming 'coz the sea has grains of salt in it, and sand too, and even cannibals don't eat beans on ekadasi, only humanbeans. ********************************************* That new bhakta is so thick, it turns out that when he was preparing to take birth and Lord Brahma was going through his check-list Lord Brahma said "Brains" but our new bhakta thought he said "grains" and seeing it was ekadasi, he said ".....no thanks I'm fasting". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 HK Ekadasi Joke- It's advised that one should eat only once on the days before and after Ekadasi. So, I do....... all day! /images/graemlins/mad.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonehearted Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 No corny jokes on Ekasdahsi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hare_krishna Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 Don't make fun of ekadashi. And not all thick people are brainless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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