PN Prasad Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of our house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?Okay," said God. "You've got a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. Life has finally been explained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govindaram Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 /images/graemlins/grin.gif does that include time spent on the toilet! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif sorry /images/graemlins/blush.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingentity Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 This is really funny! Problem is I think I have already started barking at people! I skipped some steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 Still sleeping drinking and eating , yes it is good to be teen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PN Prasad Posted July 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 The life of a man, monkey, cow and dog...includes the toilet-time. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PN Prasad Posted July 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Hi LivingEntity, I am also with you. I have started barking when I'm still in cow's life /images/graemlins/smile.gif Many a time, I also repent about that because I hurt so many on my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PN Prasad Posted July 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 I just finished all those...and 2 years back I have started my cow life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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