My Made up Joke

[Govindaram]

Hare Krishna

 

Theres are 3 babies walking down a street, (maybe in a pram, who knows?), when they spot an Ice-cream van.

 

So anyway, they get home and get fed, then one of them falls asleep, while the others play.

 

In the meantime, the mother is busy with her washing, and ironing, cleaning (you know the score, who'd be a women?)

 

So, anyway, the babys finally grow up and then die.

[hare_krishna]

So sad story /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[I_love_krishna_]

Once upon a time, there is this forum called "Aidarya Yellowship" (not Audarya-fellowship).

 

Over there, there is this poster called Gheevrindavam.

 

So, one day Gheevrindavamji posted a joke in a forum room called "Nice and clean Jokes"

 

The joke was this "Theres are 3 doggies walking down a street, (maybe they are in a leash, who knows?), when they spot a paper boy.

 

So anyway, they get home and get fed by their master, then one of them falls asleep, while the other two play and guard the house.

 

In the meantime, the master is busy with her washing, and ironing, cleaning (you know the score, who'd be a women?)

 

So, anyway, the dogs finally grow up and then die."

 

In reaction to this unusual post, another user called "Krishna Hare" in Aidarya Yellowship" says

"What a sad and boring story!"

 

After this incident they both go by their ways to carry out their "dharmas".

 

They chant Hare krishna every day and they finally die.

 

After death , they go to Goloka Vrindavan and then they see Krishna there!

 

They Go running to krishna! and but he looks sad. Noticing the sad mood on krishna's adorable face,

 

Gheevrindavan asks "what is this kanha!, why are you so sad"

 

Then, Krishna says "Oh! that story was so beautiful! and starts to cry!!! so beautiful!, those three beautiful dogs getting fed so nicely by their master!"

 

Krishna says "But, what about the master? you never said anything about the master! I want to hear the end of the story!" /images/graemlins/mad.gif /images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

"Geez, why do you think I brought you here?!" /images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

Gheevrindavan and Krishna Hare both stare at krishna with a look of amazement on their suble spiritual faces. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

This is a nice story isn't it ? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Govindaram]

Hare Krishna

 

The mother is talking with her children, when she feels like some Ice-cream,

 

The 3 babies discover somebody in there room, (it is Krishna!,),

 

so, anyway, the ice-cream is vanilla flavoured, (mmm, nice),

with a flake (so I like chocolate, least I don't eat meat, you stupid head)

 

back to the babies, they are crying, again,

 

back to the story, mother feels for her little babies(oohh), she runs to them, trips over and dies.

 

[Guest guest]

thats just sad /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[hare_krishna]

 

thats just sad /images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

 

 

It is Vaishnava humour. You won't understand before chanting. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Govindaram]

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[Streetstraw]

Kalyavatar Himself will make an early show, intervene, not being able to stand the pain.

[Pankaja_Dasa]

 

 

I will try to do better next time.