atma Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Little Tom Cook was in science class. the professor was conducting an experiment to show the dangers of liquor. he had one glass of water and one glass of wine. so the professor starts the experiment and he sticks one worm in the water.. and its floating and looks happy. he sticks the other worm in the wine and it looks like it is struggling to breathe and then it sinks to the bottom and it is dead. so the professor asks" what was this suppose to teach you children" no one raises their hand to answer but little Tom raises his hand and says "drink liquor and you wont get worms" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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