Myra Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Hello, this was being told by one of my closed friends...There it goes.... Last week, I left Manila with a couple of friends heading toward Punta Fuego, in Batangas, when I decided to stop at a comfort station in a relatively new Gas station in Tagaytay. Being a new gas station, this place would have a clean restroom/wash room just right clean facility to take a good . /images/graemlins/smile.gif The first stall was occupied (my theory was correct) so I went into the second one. Just when I was seated and poised to emit a very "silent" fart, I heard a voice from the next toilet: "Hi, how are you doing?" Shocking!!! I thought in my mind. I am certainly not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort rooms or any comfort room for that matter. Normally, I would keep as dead silent as possible in a situation like this so no one would think I was there. What was I to do? run? keep quiet? So many questions in my mind. I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed: "I am okey, Brod!" And the stranger said: "Whats up with you?" Talk about your unnervingly dumb questions! WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? (In my mind) I was really beginning to think this was just TOO WEIRD! So I said: "WELL, JUST LIKE YOU I'M MAKING ______" Then, I heard the person, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back, there's some idiot in the next toilet answering all the questions I am asking you!!!!!!" Hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 he never paid for a pay toilet. HH would sneak/slip underneath. an exercise, a challenge, a stretch. Maybe it was his ghost... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Posted October 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father ...." - "He said he wanted more proof." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Posted October 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." So she freed the frog! The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, "KAZAM" - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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