First day of school

[Guest guest]

Before sending her somewhat sheltered son off for his first day at school, Goldie hugged him and said: "Good luck, sweetie. Be good, my darling, and work hard. At lunch, honey pie, eat all your food and play nicely with the other children. Oh, my little man, I'm so proud of you!"

 

That afternoon, when the boy returned home, Goldie greeted him with open arms and cried: "Oh, my honey, give me a hug, and tell me what you learned at school today."

 

"Well," said the boy, "to start with, I learned that my name is Sam."