Actual Instructions

[13thMonkey]

On Sears hairdryer:

"Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos:

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Dial soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

 

On some Swann frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

"(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down."

 

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating."

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body."

 

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

"Do not drive car or operate machinery."

On Nytol sleep aid:

"Warning: may cause drowsiness."

 

On a Korean kitchen knife:

"Warning: keep out of children."

On a string of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."

 

On a Swedish chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

On a child's Superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."