Guest guest Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car expired. They set out to find help, and came to a farmhouse. When they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had only two beds, and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The three quickly agreed. The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have the beds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroom door. The Rabbi entered exclaiming, "I can't sleep in the barn; there is a pig in there. It's against my religion to sleep in the same room with a pig!" The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problem with pigs. However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through the bedroom door saying, "There's a COW in the barn! I can't sleep in the same room as a cow! It's against my religion!" The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he'd go to the barn, as he had no problem sleeping with animals. In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .and the pig and the cow entered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priitaa Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 ROFL LOL lol Good to read jokes since I have insomnia. Thanks for the humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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