Top Ten Reasons George W. Bush Wants To Put A Man On Mars

[Guest guest]

10. Dick Cheney needs a new undisclosed location

 

9. It's part of his "No Planet Left Behind" initiative

 

8. Great deal on the off-season airfare right now at Expedia.com

 

7. Maybe we'll find some weapons of mass destruction there

 

6. We've run out of places on Earth to drill for oil

 

5. Hoping to get Mork's autograph

 

4. We cannot back down until the people of Mars hold free elections

 

3. Dude, free Mars bars

 

2. Why not? It's not like we have an enormous debt or failing economy

 

1. Pete Rose bet him we wouldn't do it

[Kulapavana]

11. his buddies and sponsors will get the lucrative contracts that go with this project (Halliburton, from which Cheney still gets "severance pay", will be one of the main corporations involved in this "mission")

[gHari]

Finally, a place to put the homeless!

[Tarun]

If I believed 4 one second we were really there, I could really get into this one. Amerika is credible some ways, not in others. Saddam was captured earlier by Kurds, but later who took credit?