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Hindu jokes that taste like Nectar

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Govindaram

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Hare Krsna

 

Made up my Me@

 

Hindu walks into a lampost, he say {the Hindu} excuse me sir 'are you a hindu?'

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Hindu is about to die, he thinks I shall try one last time to make a great cup of tea.

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Hindu on a journey to USA, he ask fellow Hindu about what its like being a Hindu is USA, fellow Hindu says 'I wouldn't know, I've never been to India'.

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Hindu gets a dog, dog is walking towards some other cool dogs, they gather together {as dogs do-do} and ask WHO IS HINDU? {translates as woof woof wof}, Hindu dog says ME!, thats ok say the other Dogs, we don't allow non-hindus here.

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Wait next time for Christian jokes and Muslim jokes, all in jest, good fun!

 

 

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As a Hindu I want to let you know how much I appreciate your "transcendental sense of humor"

 

So you worship the same Sri Krishna worshipped by "Hindus" but, oh, you're not a Hindu, and are qualified to make jokes about Hindus! Ungrateful younger brother of Hinduism has some really wise things to say, eh?

 

Just kidding! It's a joke, you see?

 

~Vanamali ;o)

 

 

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