krsna Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 The crowd had cornered a woman and was preparing to stone her. Jesus raised his hand and spake, "Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone." From the back of the crowd a small woman picked up a huge rock and staggered toward to poor victim. Jesus pointed a finger at her and said, "Stop it MOM! I was just trying to make a point!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanamali Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 That was pretty awesome... /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Is that its official spelling? Demigod dominoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krsna Posted December 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 THE LORDS PRAYER During a Papal audience, a businessman approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope shook his head and said no to the offer. Two weeks later the businessman approached the Pope again, this time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, and this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announces his decision. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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