Jahnava Nitai Das Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 Moshe Reads an Arab Newspaper A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader. "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 If I were a rich man, hariharihari harihari hariharibol All day long I'd hariharibol If I were a wealthy man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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