Pankaja_Dasa Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife : Have you brought the grocery ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morning? Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ? Wife : What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ... Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters ... Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : By Default. Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : File in use ... Try after some time. Wife : Who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + . + DEL to Reboot. Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ? Husband : File system is full. Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ? Husband : Only user in my WRITE group. Wife : What is my value in the family ? Husband : Unknown Virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShegavichaRana Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 I laughed heartily! You must be married to enjoy it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pankaja_Dasa Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 ...yet.. Buddist husband says to this wife..did you offer prasadam yet? Wife answers not yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Most of his answers don't jive w her questions, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s3awasthi Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 HAHAHA ........... I am an S/w Eng , i can understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.