Guest guest Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new Exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in California, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special Application and driver's test solely for the California area. 2005 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION Name: ___________________ Stage Name:__________________ Agent: ___________________ Attorney:____________________ Therapist's Name: _________________ Sex: Male Female* Formerly Male Formerly Female Both *If female, indicate breast implant size: _______ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes No Please list brand of cell phone: ________. If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't: ______ _______ (Use extra pages, if necessary) Please check hair color: Females: Blonde Platinum Blonde Teenagers: Red Orange Green Purple Blue Skinhead Other ___________ Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) Eating Drinking Starbucks coffee Applying make-up Shaving (male or female) [X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience) Lifting weights Slapping kids in the back-seat Applying cellulite treatment to thighs Tanning Snorting cocaine Watching TV Reading Variety Surfing the net via laptop Discharging firearms / reloading Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to: a) Shoot at other drivers ___ b) Be shot at ___ If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately: a) Call the police to report the crime. b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase. c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for your 911 call not going through. d) Call your therapist. In the event of an earthquake, you should: a) Stop your car. b) Keep driving and hope for the best. c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones. d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9. In the instance of rain, you should: a) Never drive over 5 MPH. b) Drive twice as fast as usual. c) You're not sure what "rain" is. Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ________ Are you presently taking any of the following medications? a) Prozac b) Zovirax c) Lithium d) Zanax e) Valium f) Medical pot g) Zoloft h) All of the above i) None of the above* * If none, please explain: __________________. Length of daily commute: a) Less than 1 hour* b) 1 hour c) 2 hours d) 3 hours e) 4 hours or more * If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________. When stopped by police, you should: a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready. b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway. c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit. When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it means: a) Her turn-signals are broken. b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes. c) She is drying her nails. Which part of your car will wear out first? a) The wiper blades b) The seat belts c) The horn Automatic door locks are good for: a) Security b) Convenience c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in. The "bright" setting on your headlights is for: a) Dark, poorly lit roads b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way c) Revenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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