installing love

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INSTALLING LOVE

 

Tech Support

Yes, ... how can I help you?

 

Customer

Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you

guide

me though the process?

 

Tech Support:

Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

 

Customer:

Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do

first?

 

Tech Support:

The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

 

Customer:

Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to

install

Love while they are running?

 

Tech Support:

What programs are running?

 

Customer:

Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment

running

right now.

 

Tech Support:

No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current

operating

system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer

disrupt

other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a

module

of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely

turn off

Grudge and Resentment. Those programs Prevent Love from being properly

installed. Can you turn those off?

 

Customer:

I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

 

Tech Support:

With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as

many

times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely

erased.

 

Customer:

Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

 

Tech Support:

Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to

begin

connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

 

Customer:

Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not

run on

external components." What should I do?

 

Tech Support:

Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on

Internal

Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms,

it

simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

 

Customer:

So, what should I do?

 

Tech Support:

Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:

Forgive-Self;

Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

 

Customer:

Okay, done.

 

Tech Support:

Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite

any

conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need

to

delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your

Recycle

Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

 

Customer:

Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on

my

monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My

Heart.

Is this normal?

 

Tech Support:

Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets

it at

the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing

before we

hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules

to

everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return

some

cool modules back to you.

 

Customer:

Thank you, God.