Guest guest Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? “Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." ************************* The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'” ************************* When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. ************************* The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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