Guest guest Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Who said English is easy? Fill in the blanks with Yes or No..... 1._______________ I don't have a brain. 2._______________ I don't sense. 3. _______________ I am stupid. 4._________________ I am not a man. Try ur best!!!! and chill-chill, just chill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, Take all You want. God is watching the apples!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 H E I G H T S 1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. What is height of Craziness? Getting a black paper Xeroxed. 6. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 7. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 9. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 10. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder!! 8. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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