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Who said English is easy?

Fill in the blanks with Yes or No.....

1._______________ I don't have a brain.

2._______________ I don't sense.

3. _______________ I am stupid.

4._________________ I am not a man.

 

Try ur best!!!! and chill-chill, just chill

 

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,

Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"

 

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H E I G H T S

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopt a child.

5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder!!

8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

 

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