Guest guest Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCEREVIEWS REALLY MEAN 1.OUT GOING PERSONALITY: Always going out of the office 2.RELAXED ATTITUDE: Sleeps at desk 3.GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Spends lots of time on phone 4.WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY: Too ugly 5.ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks a lot 6.INDEPENDENT WORKER: Nobody knows what he/she does 7.QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses 8.CAREFUL THINKER: Won't make a decision 9.USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS: Gets someone else to do it 10.EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL: Speaks English 11.METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nit picker 12.HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES: Is tall or has a louder voice 13.EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT: Lucky 14.KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows A Lot Of Dirty Jokes 15.CAREER MINDED: Back Stabber 16.LOYAL: Can't get a job anywhere else 17.PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT: Buys lunch for all the staff 18.OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Gets to work on time 19.GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS: Able to . 20.EXCELLENT WORKER: Boss Pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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