Sardarji

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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED

SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY

 

WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,

MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI,

MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.

SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

 

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"Help.... The Titanic is going to be drowned...."

Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...

 

Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?

Sardarji : Two miles .

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.

I have got the experience of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up

To the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?

Sardarji : Downwards... !!

 

 

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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"

Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."

Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

 

 

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Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?

A:) To see his far reletavies.

 

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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two

Beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.

So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.

 

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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,

But he always started reading from the middle.

A friend of his asked why he did so?"

It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the

Middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning

 

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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate

 

Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education

On earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer

Two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

 

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

 

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not

The answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only

12 seconds in a year?"

The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.