A laugh to start your week

[Guest guest]

The Reverend's Wife Tells About Her Day

 

The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw

a "Honk if you Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put in on

the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an

uplifting experience followed.

 

I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection. Just lost in

thought about the Lord and didn't notice that the light had changed.

That bumper sticker really worked. I found lots of people who love

Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy, he must

really love the Lord. Because pretty soon he leaned out the window

and yelled "Jesus Christ" as loud as he could. It was like a football

game with him shouting, "Go Jesus Christ, Go". Everyone else started

honking too. So I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all

those loving people.

 

There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could

hear him yelling something about a Sunny Beach, and I saw him waving

in a funny way with only his middle finger up in the air. I had

recently asked my two kids what that meant. They told me that it was

the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign. So I leaned out the window and gave him

the Good Luck Sign back. A couple of people were so caught up in the

joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking

toward me. I bet they wanted to pray.

 

But just then I noticed that the light had changed, and I stepped on

the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get

across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I

leaned out the window and gave them a Big Smile and held up the

Hawaiian Good Luck Sign as I drove away.

 

 

, "Latha Nanda" <lathananda>

wrote:

> Dear All,

> What better way to relieve difficulties than laugh at them and at

> ourselves. Here is an interesting snippet. Have a nice week.

> Love

> Latha

>

> --------------------------

> Astrological Prayers - Author Unknown.

>

>

> Aries

> Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?

>

>

> Taurus

> Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.

>

>

> Gemini

> Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?

>

>

> Cancer

> Dear God!!!

>

>

> Leo

> Yes?

>

>

> Virgo

> Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did

> the last time.

>

>

> Libra

> Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand,

what

> do you think is best?

>

>

> Scorpio

> Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even

> though the *******s don't deserve it!

>

>

> Sagittarius

> Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times,

help

> me stop exaggerating.

>

>

> Capricorn

> Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time

> ago not to rely on anyone else!

>

>

> Aquarius

> Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!

>

>

> Pisces

> Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch

> tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.