Guest guest Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they are the light bulb. Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it. Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Tree falling in the forest. Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands? A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul. Q: What does a Buddhist wish someone on their birthday? A: May you have many happy returns. Q: How many spouses does Buddhism allow? A: You may have as many as your tolerance for misery can bear. and Q: Why do Buddhists like to get on the "Wheel of Fortune" TV show? A: It's the easiest way to get near Vanna. ============================================================ Have a nice day ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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