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A laugh to jump start your week ...

 

 

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Sol and Mort are walking from religious service. Sol wonders whether

it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mort replies, "Why

don't you ask Rabbi Schwartz?" So Sol goes up to Rabbi Schwartz and

asks, "Rabbi, may I smoke while I pray?" But Rabbi says, "No, my son,

you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion." Sol goes back

to his friend and tells him what the good Rabbi told him.

 

Mort says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me

try."

 

And so Mort goes up to Rabbi Schwartz and asks, "Rabbi, may I pray

while I smoke?" To which Rabbi Schwartz eagerly replies, "By all

means, my son. By all means."

 

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haha latha that's cute and has some truth too. thanks for sharing.

 

peace,

 

s

 

, "Latha Nanda" <lathananda>

wrote:

> A laugh to jump start your week ...

>

>

> ------------------

>

> Sol and Mort are walking from religious service. Sol wonders

whether

> it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mort replies, "Why

> don't you ask Rabbi Schwartz?" So Sol goes up to Rabbi Schwartz

and

> asks, "Rabbi, may I smoke while I pray?" But Rabbi says, "No, my

son,

> you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion." Sol goes

back

> to his friend and tells him what the good Rabbi told him.

>

> Mort says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let

me

> try."

>

> And so Mort goes up to Rabbi Schwartz and asks, "Rabbi, may I pray

> while I smoke?" To which Rabbi Schwartz eagerly replies, "By all

> means, my son. By all means."

>

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