Drive your Karma, Curb Your Dogma

[Guest guest]

Here is something fun that I saw on the Web. My acknowledgement and

thanks to - Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment

 

 

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1. Be a FUNdamentalist. Make sure that the fun always comes

before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will

never be canceled, a laugh track has been provided, and the reason

we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a

good laughsitive twice a day which will insure regularhilarity.

 

2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift just for

entering ~ so you are already a winner!

 

3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is tell-a-vision. That

is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That

way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change

the channel.

 

4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And

no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course God loves

you ~ He's just not ready to make a commitment.

 

5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,

thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a

condition called "truth decay". So be sure to use mental floss

twice a day.

 

6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and

truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at

me. That way, there will surely be nomadness on the planet. And

peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace

there, and pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one

big peace everywhere.

 

7. I know great Earth changes have been predicted for the future, so

if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When

you find a fault, don't dwell on it.

 

8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet

train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.

 

9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some

bad news and some good news. The bad news is, there is no key to

the universe. The good news is, it has been left unlocked.

 

10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if

you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is

not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go through channels.

 

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